It's dead. You know it's dead. Give it a proper funeral and a rank on the board.
Dead link welcome. Fitting, even.
Your avatar and name on the grave. No login. This is the whole identity system.
$0 is allowed. No shame.
One line, 140 characters. Make it hurt.
Up to 500 characters. What you'd say at the funeral.
Publishes instantly. No login, no takebacks (for now).